The Garbage-Time Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Gainwell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- Gainwell gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Gainwell sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
78%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Gainwell scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.