The Hamstring Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Gainwell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- Gainwell's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Gainwell gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
82%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Gainwell's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.