The Phantom Flag Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Gainwell gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- Gainwell gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Gainwell's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
80%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Gainwell's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.