The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Ref: "Number Gainwell, that's a flag." Gainwell: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- Gainwell gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Gainwell breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
82%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Gainwell drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.