The Hamstring Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Gainwell sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- Gainwell's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Gainwell tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
76%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Gainwell, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.