The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Gainwell will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- Gainwell is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- A mysterious flag erases Gainwell's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
84%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Gainwell's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.