The Committee Backfield Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Gainwell is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- A mysterious flag erases Gainwell's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Gainwell loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
92%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Gainwell scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.