The Committee Backfield Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Gainwell gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- Gainwell is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- The team goes up 21 early and Gainwell gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
72%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Gainwell drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.