The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Coach says Gainwell is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- Gainwell finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Gainwell sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
89%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Gainwell's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.