The Snap Count Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- Ref: "Number Gainwell, that's a flag." Gainwell: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Gainwell loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
83%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Gainwell, Gainwell, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.