The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Gainwell's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- Gainwell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.
- Gainwell finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
86%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Gainwell's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.