The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Coleman was due a breakout.
- Coleman finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
75%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Coleman, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.