The Mystery Tweak Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Coleman's stadium. Only over Coleman.
- Coleman gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
75%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Coleman, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.