The Phantom Holding Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Coleman is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
81%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Coleman drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.