The Phantom Flag Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Coleman finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
92%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Coleman drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.