The Inch-Short Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida State's biggest rival.
- Coleman runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
86%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Coleman, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.