The Late Scratch Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Coleman gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
89%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Bills down to grief,
Coleman scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.