The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Coleman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida State's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Coleman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.