The Mystery Tweak Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Ref: "Number Coleman, that's a flag." Coleman: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Coleman gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
73%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Coleman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.