The Butter-Finger Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Coleman was due a breakout.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Coleman's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
87%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Coleman, Coleman, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.