The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida State's biggest rival.
- Coleman sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
84%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Bills down to grief,
Coleman scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.