The Late Scratch Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Coleman's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- The broadcast shows Coleman on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Coleman finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
92%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Coleman's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.