The Butter-Finger Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Coleman finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
77%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Bills down to grief,
Coleman scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.