The Phantom Holding Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida State's biggest rival.
- Coleman is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
83%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Coleman, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.