The Phantom Flag Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“The QB looks at Coleman exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Coleman gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
73%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Coleman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.