The Inch-Short Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Coleman's stadium. Only over Coleman.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Coleman will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
90%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Bills down to grief,
Coleman scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.