The Phantom Flag Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Ref: "Number Coleman, that's a flag." Coleman: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Coleman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida State's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Coleman's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.