The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida State's biggest rival.
- Coleman finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
75%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Coleman drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.