The Late Scratch Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Coleman's stadium. Only over Coleman.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Coleman tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
90%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Coleman's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.