The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Coleman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida State's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Coleman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.