The Butter-Finger Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Coleman will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
86%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Coleman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.