The Inch-Short Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Coleman gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
81%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Coleman, Coleman, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.