The Hamstring Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida State's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Coleman drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
82%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Coleman's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.