The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida State's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Coleman drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
86%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Coleman drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.