The Mystery Tweak Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Coleman's stadium. Only over Coleman.
72%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Coleman drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.