The Snap Count Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Coleman finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
91%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Coleman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.