The Snap Count Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- The QB looks at Coleman exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Coleman gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
72%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Coleman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.