The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Coleman's stadium. Only over Coleman.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- The QB looks at Coleman exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
79%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Bills down to grief,
Coleman scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.