The Butter-Finger Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“The broadcast shows Shakir on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Shakir's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
91%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Shakir's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.