The Dropped Pass Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“The QB looks at Shakir exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Shakir sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
88%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Shakir's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.