The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Shakir does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
80%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Shakir's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.