The Inch-Short Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Shakir is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
84%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Shakir drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.