The Dropped Pass Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boise State's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Shakir gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
86%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Shakir, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.