The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Shakir's stadium. Only over Shakir.
- Shakir gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boise State's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Shakir drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.