The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Shakir's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Shakir gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boise State's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Shakir's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.