The Late Scratch Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Shakir gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
72%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Shakir drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.