The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boise State's biggest rival.
- Shakir gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
90%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Bills down to grief,
Shakir scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.