The Dropped Pass Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- A mysterious flag erases Shakir's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Shakir gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boise State's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Jets fan
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Bills down to grief,
Shakir scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.