The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Shakir's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- The QB looks at Shakir exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
76%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Shakir's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.