The Shadow Coverage Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boise State's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Shakir does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
80%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Shakir, Shakir, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.